Deadpool Is Encouraging You to Touch Yourself Tonight

Deadpool Testicular Cancer

The Merc with a Mouth is back with a new video for his Deadpool promotional campaign! In an attempt to raise awareness for testicular cancer, Marvel’s most unconventional antihero has taken some time aside from all the fuss and hype of social media to sit down and talk some serious business: the happy sack.

Giving publicity to Ballboys, a charity organization whose aim is to inform and educate the population on the causes, facts and figures of testicular cancer, Deadpool talks about the condition which is most prominent among men aged 15-49. As a result, he offers several instructions, explaining diagrams whilst preserving his humor when talking about the importance of touching your ‘man berries’ or ‘smooth criminals’, as he enjoys calling them.

In essence, the tutorials posted below encourage gents to touch themselves, without getting too excited since, quite obviously, they’re on a mission.

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